Bratz Tweevils Special Edition 2-Pack Fashion Dolls

First I’m going to save you some trouble real quick: The backdrop on their diorama packaging, the part with the bulletin board and wardrobes, pops off with some maneuvering. I didn’t realize this, and so I opened these dolls like a surgeon trying not to damage the rest of the packaging. Don’t do what I did, you’ll be much happier for it. Secondly, these dolls are perfect. Bratz Rock Angelz is the only true accomplishment humanity has ever managed to grab with its sinewy hands, and it also introduced us to Bratz rather on the nose(job) parody of Barbie, Burdine Maxwell and the Tweevils. The quote that titles this review is proof enough and, as a fan of both Barbie and Bratz, I adore them. They are truly icons of pettiness, failure in the face of more failure, and pink. The Team Rocket of the doll world, if you will (and you should) I’ve wanted dolls of them since 2005, and I have absolutely zero complaints. One thing I will note, though you could probably tell on sight, is that their hair has a lot of product in it (almost definitely glue.) I would normally consider this a huge negative, however, I fully believe the Tweevils would wear at least this much hairspray. Maybe more. Kaycee has definitely put gorilla glue in her hair. The Tweevils have, however, made me greedy. They’ve made me hungry for more. Namely, I want a Burdine Maxwell doll. I want her now. I want to torment my 2001 Jade with the entire trio.